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Beginner's Guide To Investing (without crying)


🎓 Investing While Broke(ish)

If you’re a college student, chances are you’ve mastered the art of stretching a dollar: instant ramen cuisine, thrift-store wardrobes, and student-discount everything.

But here’s a spicy truth:
You don’t need a fat paycheck to start investing.
You just need time — which, lucky for you, is the one thing college students actually do have.

This guide breaks down the basics of investing in a way that won’t make you want to drop out and become a full-time goat farmer.


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